Do you want to be pushed or slapped Aaqib?

Now, this might be a cheap shot, but what is one to say to Aaqib, making Shoaib this offer. Throughout his career Shoaib has been uncoachable. Shorten the run-up? No way. Change your stride? No way. Change your deliver? No way. You expect him to listen to a bowler who is his peer? Come on Aaqib!

P.S. Doesn't he look a lot like Sajjad Ali in this picture?!